> have you been to Borneo ? > if not, i will go > and hang out with the Sultan. > > no one will know me > no one will miss me > and no one would like me > but it would be ok > 'cos i hang out with the Sultan. > > i will twist my towel into a turban > and pretend to be a potentate > people would bring me food 'n stuff > and i'll rule over the Sultanate > 'cos i hang out with the Sultan. > > i will call up all my friends and foes > tell tales of wild decadence > then tell them off and let them think........ > > where the hell is Borneo ? > yeah, thats where i want to go > and hang out with the Sultan. > > the geographers would be in the know > pointing to the isle of Borneo, > but they can't even dream to go, > without a mustache hanging low.